I walked into my
house, the smell of meatballs hitting me like a wall. I sighed deeply and
dropped my backpack at the bottom of the stairs. I kicked my shoes into the
closet – trying to buy myself a few more moments of solitude before Natalie
came in and demanded to know where I’d been.
“I think I heard
the door. Is that Quinn?” I heard my mother’s voice from the kitchen.
“Yeah. Hey mom. Is
Natalie in there?” I replied warily, dreading seeing my sister.
“Yes. Natalie is
in here.” I heard my sister’s voice snap at me. I sighed again walking down
into the kitchen. Natalie was standing at the stove wearing a veil with fifteen
types of meatballs on platters on the kitchen table. My mother was trying to
coax the veil off my sister’s head without her noticing.
“Where have you
been Quinn? I need your shoe size and hair ideas and nail ideas.” Natalie
snapped at me.
“I had auditions,
darling sister of mine. They went really well, thank you for asking.” I said
sarcastically, popping a meatball into my mouth.
“What do you think
you’re doing?!” Natalie said turning on me, sharply.
“Eating a
meatball.” I said with my mouth full. Her eyes turned steely and squinty at me.
“Those are for
taste testing.” She said through gritted teeth.
“Natalie. There’s
a dozen meatballs.” My mother said.
My
sister was now just three months away from her wedding. A year and a half ago
her college boyfriend, Kyle Jymzyski, had proposed to her right after graduation.
She had spent the last four months coming to and from our house from their
apartment with bridesmaid dress samples, measurements, recipes, catering
samples, DJ recommendations and quite frankly annoying the shit out of me. My
mother is 100% Italian. So she and my Aunt Celeste have been completely
enabling my sister’s bridezilla attitude because they just dote all over her.
So
here I was in a midst of meatballs and tulle in some sort matrimonial hell
getting yelled at for eating a meatball. I held my hands up in mock surrender.
“Yes
ugly step sister.” I said in a snotty exaggerated tone. Her eyes turned black
for a moment. Then I heard the ringtone from her cell phone that signified Kyle
calling. It was the Captain and Tenille song: Love Will Keep Us Together. Gag
me.
“Hi
baby.” Her voice cooed. “We’re just making meatballs. We’re testing recipes for
the rehearsal dinner. What? Oh I miss you too snuggle bunny.” Oh my god. I was going to throw up right
there and then.
“Okay.
Well this was fun but I have to go to work.” I said, working quickly to escape
while my sister was on the phone. Her bridezilla radar went off.
“Hold on a second
schnookums.” She said sweetly before turning on me. “If you leave before I get
a chance to measure your feet I will absolutely murder you.” Her voice came out
in a subtle little hiss. I rolled my eyes back in my head giving out an
exasperated sigh. I then proceeded to stretch my foot up to her face. She
swatted my foot causing me to lose my balance and trip. I jumped up to sit on
the counter.
“Why doesn’t Aaron
have to do any of this?” I whined to my mother. Aaron is my older brother and
Natalie’s paternal twin brother who lived about a half an hour away with his
girlfriend and worked as the mayor’s personal assistant.
“Because boys are
easy to dress. And with his sarcasm, he’s not really suitable to be around your
sister.” My mom said, twisting up her big Italian curls and clipping them off
her neck. I pouted.
“Okay baby cakes. I’ll see you tonight. I love
you too. No, I love you more. No really baby, I love you more. Okay. Okay. No.
Awe. I’ll miss you too. Bye.” She cooed. She clicked off her phone and put it down
with a wistful sigh.
“No, I love you
more, pancake bottom.” I said with my voice in a high mocking falsetto, “Jesus
Christ Natalie. Are you twenty four or twelve?”
“If you were truly
in love, you’d understand.” She snapped, straightening her veil and grabbing a
foot measure thing like they use at the shoe store out of her purse.
“Why do you have
that in your purse?” I asked in complete disbelief that she had just Mary
Poppins-ed that out of her bag.
“Don’t worry about
it.” She snarled shoving my foot onto the cold metal. A few minutes later after
a debate of whether I could go barefoot at the wedding which ended in my sister
crying, I extracted myself to go to work.
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